Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Vdae and Funny jokes... - 9:36 AM
Well, Vdae is officially over and it was quite an eventful dae afterall. Perhaps the most unforgetable thing about it was us walking on the road for more than 500m, searching for the "famous" McCafe along the West Coast Park. Alas when we reach the supposely to be "nice ambience" cafe, we were dissapointed to see it fully packed with people, at 9pm, comparable to a town's Mac at dinner time. Nevertheless, we all had a great dae with the gifts and such. Hope you like the daisies.With the Vdae over, now its time for me to share some occupation jokes with you all, especially to accountants and engineers. Hahaha.
Three Accountants
Three accountants were in the urinal performing their morning constitutional.The first accountant finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. Very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two other accountants, he says "At KPMG, we are trained to be extremely thorough".
The second accountant finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says "At Ernst & Young, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient".
The third accountant finished and walks straight for the door. "At Arthur Andersen, we don't pee on our hands".
The Engineer Joke
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineer look at each other wondering what could be wrong.The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"